Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Josie woke him up

I got him

our love child

West bay kangaroo Is

Snake lagoon creek mouth

Back in my natural environment Kangaroo Is

Have a go at this the ultimate man magnet mother teresa  some fashions return but im confident this wont

Training Josie im the jockey at Vivonne bay Kangaroo Is

Darren had shoes on and didn t want to get his feet wet so princess powder puff  had to carry precious through the water 

Me lifting rock at Remarkable rocks

Rock art

My lounge beer chips and remote please

Josie in her high chair

Darren running i shouted nude back packers

Admirals arch Kangaroo Is

Josie s boy friend

Freaks waving

Woo Hoo found me a man cave beer should stay cool in here

Talisker mine flue 

Josie scared me out of my cave

Josie in her fishermans attire 

Goolwa courthouse no way was Josie getting me in there 

Church at Goolwa no particular religion

Josie s dream house

Deep creek Nat park Tappanappa lookout





Josie at salt lake in Coorong Nat Park Josie s camoflage not working

Halite lake sepia tones

same salt lake

early morning Long point Coorong 

Long point our water front accomadation
Josie and her guidedog at Mt shank

Beachport jetty taken from middle of jetty both ways



Beachport where we first discovered smelly seaweed

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

31 March  2012           Rapid bay Second valley both great dive and fishing spots but overcast and windy when we were there .  Noarlunga beach and reef hoping to snorkel here but weather hasn t improved so we head into Adelaide city .It still has many beautiful stone buildings and easy to drive around because of its layout
1 April   2012                 Up into the hills to Williamstown and it’s a roadside camp tonight Josie s a little worried .Where up early only to find out that the cellar doors don’t open until 11 am so we work on computers .Into the Barossa valley at Tanunda and first stop and im having a fat time tasting wines .When Josie notices a giant prickly pear plant in the garden bearing fruit .Josie and two female staff conversing about the wonders of prickly pear fruit boring and I have to but in to get some more wine samples .Josie says she would like some prickly pears and the lady says help your self . Josie hasn t got any gloves I say between sips no worries ill just push her in there .They don’t laugh were is their sense of humuor sour pusses.They just looked at me and then Josie and then one of them offered to pick a dozen for Josie must be a work place health and safety thing .Josie is driving now and we stop to do some port tasting keep em coming trick here is to make it seem like you cant make up your mind and you get more free tasting  feeling good now everything is wonderful in the world hungry now had to have a pizza  .Drove to Edithburg caravan park and princess powder puff is tired from all that driving now she wont cook my dinner  what a pussie .I have no chips to go with my beer would be nice if she told me she was going to strike when we were at the shops .Now I have to make her a coffee and its toast and milo for my dinner at least there s no washing up .Josie on computer now ,suddenly she has come to life .About 11 pm Josie goes for a shower and I have got door code wrong She cant get in thats karma  . I say next time cook my dinner and make me a pie and I will be able to  remember  .After some discussion Josie finally showers in mens amenities .I think today was some kind of april fools day .
2    April   2012      Prickly pear fruit for brekky yum and then swim and snorkel at Kemp bay saw seal rubbing his face with his flippers  .Another swim and snorkel at Foul bay saw a port Jackson shark about 70 cm long . Had lunch here it was so windy here that the car doors would slam shut .Council actually used their brains (world first) and made heavy concrete picnic tables so they don’t blow away and gives you something to hold onto while your lunch flies out too sea  brilliant .Saw some dolphins jumping or maybe the wind caught them . Marion bay great spot and site of old gypsum mine .
3 April  2012    Innes national park where right at the bottom of the Yorke Peninsula and we walk to Stenhouse bay jetty and the gypsum loading ruins . Lookout at Cape Spencer light house then the town of Inneston for more ruins and another gypsum mine .The wreck of  the Ethel not much to see here just some steel sticking out of sand  and big seas with air exploding out the back of the breaking waves . West Cape lighthouse and its exterior is stainless steel , pandalowie bay to check out the surf and its rough today .
4     April    2012    Point Deburg and we camp on beach track as there is no room between cliffs and beach .Swim in natural rock pool as it shelters us from big surf . Waves sounded close at night got up to find tide had come up beach close to tent . Corny point lighthouse for a quick stop.  Minlaton for some shopping and to replace the kettle that the possum broke Josie doesn t believe me .Moonta for some Cornish pasties and chocolate that’s lunch and dinner .Moonta mine museum and we both come out drowsy Josie remind me never to go to another museum .
5 April   2012    Port Broughton walked jetty lots of cuttle fish being caught and squid south Australians seem to like fishing for these .Josie s birthday and I make brekky morning tea and dinner and I have to be nice to her all day this is killing me . Camped at Warrabara sports field and we are too late to get shower key .We check amenities and Josie washes at cold tap .On our way back I spot light on at back of another building and work out that I can open womens shower by climbing through window .In I go and while my arms are in window Josie takes this opportunity and gropes my bum twice .I liked it she was gentle I had a hot shower Josie didn t bother ,
6 April  2012     Nearly packed up and a bloke drives over to me and strikes up a conversation wants to sell me his camper trailer No thanks .Continues talking for about an hour got his life story now and I m thinking bit of a Yobbo and then he answers all questions he tells me he used to live at regents park  I reskon I could have guessed that in one go .Escaped from there and into Telowie gorge walked up about a kilometer and Josie decides to climb a steep hill she s slipping and sliding  I can already picture her life less body tumbling down and ill get the blame for it .After a while the pathetic calls start can you come and help me another lesson learnt here princess if you climb up you have to think about how your going to get down . That was all the help I was offering Josie said im cruel that made me feel really good .  Mt Remarkable Josie has gone all weak on me as we walk around Alligator gorge she looks like she s about to fall asleep .Great gorge walk with  red cliffs on both sides .
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Friday, 6 April 2012


```26 March 2012   Kangaroo island our usual arrival time at camp susnset .I found a nice spot at Wheatons beach  D estree bay it isn t a designated camp site so Josie is all worried and nervous .Im settled in with my beer and chips over looking the ocean no worries here .

27 March 2012  Walked on Wheatons beach and found a seal sleeping on a bed of sea weed  took some photos seal got grumpy if I got too close .Thought seal might make a good partner for Josie  .. Josie wasn’t amused no sense of humour seal feeling rejected went back to sleep like a male he deals with rejection  easily where used to it .Went to seal bay visitors centre read about seals $58 for guided seal tour we just saw one for free .Lunch at Bale beach .Walk around Vivonne bay  and Harriet river bit windy today the weather not me got Josie to piggy back me across some shallow water training is going  well ..Flinders chase national park and the Remarkable rocks for some silly photos  . Not far from there Weirs cove and house where they brought all their supplies for three months up a steep cliff .Cape de Coudic lighthouse and Admirals arch where there were lots of seals that  smelt like wee . Camp tonight at West bay got in about 8 45 and we are greeted by possums the biggest fattest one you can pat  . Walked Josie to toilets  she nagged me to do it Just don’t comment on that it still haunts me anyway while we were gone fat boy possum climbs into the back of the car and is sitting there like budda eating a loaf of bread so I grabbed him by the fur and he did a flying exit into the bush with the bread still in his claws . Apparently he ate the rest of the chocolate broke the kettle and misplaced everything Josie is really cranky at him .

28 March 2012         Flinders chase visitor centre and we go on platypus lagoon walk  ,we only see cape barren geese and a couple of koala s. Western river cove and we go for a swim and snorkel around rocks .Man comes down for a swim and strips of naked at opposite end of beach Josie see s this as a competition and quickly undresses and hauls out the big guns .Man realising he is no match for such artillery promptly dresses and leaves beach . Josie was feeling quite proud of herself  he was no match for our Josie .

29 march 2012  Stayed overnight at Western river cove and we have mice running around us getting into our rubbish .In the morning one last swim and snorkel . Josie empties car and repacks because she found some mice poo .Im going nuts here why why  why do women do this I want to start drinking but Josie refuses to drive on dirt roads .Walked Snake lagoon and im hoping there will be thousands of snakes the lethal variety  not one whimps .Lunch at Snake lagoon and I still  want a drink .Off to Snelling beach for a walk .Stokes bay and first impression was all right beach is covered in rocks . But you walk through rocks lnto a cave that leads you out to a beautiful beach with a natural rock pool .We swam and snorkelled here for half a day.

30 March       Camped at Emu bay another great meal by Josie where she used every dish we have and I washed up beer and chips is so much easier . Drove to Cliffords honey farm for some honey tasting and ice cream .In to Kingscote for lunch  and Josie has stepped in poo it stinks .I said to her to throw her thongs out the car and she can have mine until we can buy new ones . But she insists she can clean them .Its Poo you cant clean them you have to throw them away Josie won and kept them disgusting  they had poo on them you cant erase that knowledge. Drove in to Penneshaw for camp and travel back to Cape Jervis SA  in morning .

Sunday, 1 April 2012


19 march 2012  Mouth of Fitzroy river  blowing and cold woke up to mist on river was hard to get started in these temperatures went for a swim in surf that snapped me out my sleepy state  and pulled all my wrinkles out .We were the only ones swimming  Victorians don’t even swim in this sort of cold  .Arrived at Portland walked around town admiring all the historic buildings .Caravan park  tonight hot showers are such a luxury  . Josie is still talking the walls of my tent offer no protection at all  .When she talks I can go for a shower and can still hear her in the shower and return and she doesn’t even notice I was gone .

20  march  2012  Gannet rookery at Portland with maremma guard dogs and rifle range right behind us .Lets go Josie sounds ideal , again disappointment  nobody there shooting unbelievable, how unlucky am I . Cape Nelson lighthouse and Josie wouldn’t go near the edge she s a bit touchy here, must have  some mental health issues .Fantastic coastal scenery along road to Cape Bridgewater swam at bridgewater beach again only ones in water .Walked to the enchanted forest with rare moonah trees . Walked headland to view seal colony  . .Drove to blow hole and petrified forest type formations in eroded rock .Drove through Mt Richmond saw echidnas crossing roads on way to Discovery bay coastal park . Sitting outside warm night until about 9 30 when a cold change came through with a  gust off wind   and the temperature fell immediately .

21 March 2012   Princess Margaret rose cave on the banks of the Glenelg river impressive stalactites and stalagmites great commentary with four blokes on our tour was like watching the movie [wild hogs ].Mt Gambier blue lake walked rim of crater Josie complaining again about every downhill walk there s an uphill walk .I think they fenced the crater just for these moments   Engelbretch cave with kiwi guide whom married local that explored cave when he was a kid .Walked Umpherstons  sink hole and Cave garden at night

22 march 2012    Over night  in centre  Mt Gambier spent half day on computer under  Josie s orders absolute torture for me . Josie s smiling offering words of encouragement like You Have To Do It .Bought myself a new tent today and an orange beanie now my tent and beanie are more flash than Josie s .

23 March 2012  Camped at Picaninnie ponds blowing and showers here tonight wind was so strong tent was folding in on me, Josie complained she didn’t sleep I had no problem .Camping tip don’t camp where they position wind powered generators they may have actually picked a spot that’s windy .              

23 March 2012          Walked to Picaninnie pond wasn’t going snorkelling to cold and windy yes im soft and no I not going to harden up .Mt Shank where we met our guide the friendly dog she walked with us all the way around .Waited with us while a shower of rain went over and left us at the carpark not sure if we were supposed to give a donation in the form of a yummy doggy treat .Millicent museum much bigger than I thought,  started getting sleepy towards the end .Istarted for the exit and Josie said it wasn t the exit so we spent another ten minutes in the museum  wandering around looking for her exit that did not exist .I know I shouldn t have listened to her directions she caught me at a weak moment .Drove to Beachport great beach and jetty but the whole place smells like poo Josie said it’s the seaweed, I think she was trying to cover up a severe bottom burp still debating that one .

24  March 2012  Camped little Dip national park showers all night and early morning into Robe and its turned into a top day so after a walk around town we had  lunch on the foreshore with historic stone buildings behind us .We are eating so much I feel like we are chewing our way around Australia leaving a trail of empty shelves and bones in our wake .I need a step ladder to go to the toilet . Coorong National park an area of coastal dunes and lakes stopped at chinamans well where they cut a piece of rock to form a cap for their well  about 1.2m in diameter . Further along and we find a salt lake that used to produce salt for local markets .Has similar colourings to lake Eyre .

25 March 2012   Coorong national park  camp at Long Point  pelican breeding area great spot lots of birds and the fish were jumping .Travelled on free ferries that run twenty four hours a day to get across lake at Narung and Murray river at Wellington  . Morning tea at Milang after emptying bakery .Goolwa  very busy tourist town walked around admiring historic buildings . Had a look at Goolwa barrage they use this to control water levels and separate sea water and fresh water. Drove through Victor harbour very pretty town .
26 March   2012   Camped at Deep creek national park arrived at sunset  with washing to hang as well as set up camp .
27 March 2012 Stumbled across Talisker silver and lead mine on our way to Cape Jervis . We explored mine site and even crawled up part of  the flue on the way to  the lookout .Kangaroo island ferry and you have to pay for vehicle and passengers separately  I think this is a rort we must be spoilt in Qld .
Sorry guys, i accidently published the Pelican, Car packing, Body bag photos, before adding the captions.
As you can see in our photos i have attempted to use our picnic rug as a  body bag Josie was asleep just a dry run ..Josie would like to show you all the difference in packing the car, bit of a sore point dont ever tell a woman your  way is just as good they wont ever accept that.
Hey guys i am sure u can easily guess which one is my packing (josie) Hence why when Darren says where is an item i am able to point to it or tell him, then he is able to directly go to the source & pull it out. His method is toss everything out the car before he finds it. (girls systems rule, men just cant admit defeat, LOL)
Darren & i mucking around as usual, acting like big kids, trying to put our heads between the rocks at Penneshaw beach on Kangaroo Is.
These beautiful Pelicans, were at Emu Bay on the boat ramp, waiting for the fisherman, not willing to move much when u walk by them. (I think Kangaroo islanders r confused about Emu's as the place was full of Pelicans)

These pictures were all taken on Kangaroo Island

Western River Cove, Darren trying to convince himself to go for a swim  

Josie snorkeling Western River Cove
Remarkable rocks

Cape De Coupedic

Kangaroo Island, board walk to seal colony & Admirals Arch