3 rd march 2012

I hope you have all finished reading Josie s blog and just like her conversations it goes ON and ON on on on never stops keeps on going  etc etc etc. As you can see by the photos its going to be a slow process to get josie used to camping still using hairspray before a walk .   Waddles of to shower block with two suit cases of product and equipment only to return two hours later looking the same  Josie still wants to do big walks but as you can see in the photos princess powder puff cant handle it and has to lay down .Then tells me i lied about the time it takes to do walk i try to explain that i did my calculations with out princess powder puff rest stops .  Boonoo Boonoo national park over night light rain walked to creek . Whilst packing up Josie placed water container with tap facing door and closed door brilliant car becomes a bucket .I  refrain from choking Josie as she has worked out how to upload photos and i need her to help me find things in the car as she has wrapped everything in plastic bags.I think she has obssesive compulsive plastic bag disorder . Josie says i need her for finding things and uploading photos i quickly remind her that those problems came with her and if i dispose of Josie that would be three in one .Im smiling Josie is having one of those girly bad moods .Josie found great spot to camp at Mann river i feel i have to be nice to her she s smiling im not .
4 th march
Washpool national park great rainforst walk lots of leeches princess makes me flick them of her shoes .I walk slow Josie gets a little ahead and i sprint for the car but somehow she gets there before i get car started .I smile just kidding Josie she looks upset i feed her she s happpy now.Beats me how it takes two and a half hours to get ready for a walk but try to leave without her and she somehow keeps up .Will try harder.
5 th March
Wooli and its time for sun and surf Josie seems happy here try to encourage her to swim to islands 5 km  out at sea but she wont be in it .6 th rain again packed up and off to Coffs and Dorrigo bought tarp in coffs no more rain funny that .Dorrigo took back road great scenery did walks princess powder puff can handle up to 3 km and before lunch .Josie needs constant feeding and ice cream dont expect to see a thinner Josie .I expect that by WA border i will need trailer with couch in it for Josie though she will have a great tan  .
7 th march
Back roads to Manilla Josie squealed thought i was going to bump cow with car .8th march Split rock dam overnight bit cold here. Drove to  Waa gorge not all that impressive  9th march Mt Kaputar national park overnight i walk to lookout while Josie is in shower block again .
10 march
Warrumbungle national park we are advised that there will be aerial shooting taking place. Dont worry Josie it will be fine. Walk over split rock yes another one going uphill and Josie s breathing gets heavy i think she s having too much fun so i walk faster so she can have a private moment by herself .Josie wont need to practice her fiddle tonight she s so lucky.After that short walk we go to the grand high tops walk and then it starts the whining its too hot ive only got liddle legs im hungry you walk to fast princess cappacinno and cheese cake has obviously never walked more than the length of a shopping mall and has not been exposed to a non climate controlled environment the frothing at the mouth drooped shoulders is not a pretty sight .So i save the moment and tell Josie that in that open grassy paddock over there is a cappacinno and chocolate cake i have hidden .But first you have to put on this goat suit she is so blonde out she goes and perfect here comes the helicopter and shooter oh goody .He s lined her up tee hee hee hee and then i hear him say what the furry cats is that  and they bank away NO NO NO . Josie comes back says she cant find cappacinno and cake i tell her i was only kidding and the whining starts again .If that shooter knew the suffering i go through he would have shot her .He would have shot her till her body weighed the same in lead .And life goes on .
11th march Drove to Burcher not much of a town but it has the biggest mosquitos so far .