Drove to Toowoomba Shopping day today information centre to find necessary shops laundromat Josie started to smell, racq for maps . Waste of time ,driving through toowoomba peak hour i said to Josie i think we turn right ahead she said i Quote turn left then she rotated the map 180 degrees and said yes we turn right great. Big W. i needed a new chair Josie broke mine, a pathetic attempt in trying to kill me, coles ,Woolies and back to laundromat.Dinner at roadside park Josie chose a table that she secretly put bird poo on and yes i sat in itJosie found this hilarious tee hee haha she s getting cunning .Ill have to lift my game .Arrrived at Girraween 8 30pm Josie still slow at setting up .1 March Josie said and i quote [i want to get fit] here we go ,so we go for a walk 24 km and yes you guessed it 10 ks in and the whining starts again .We climbed through caves walked around mt norman when we go of track josie keeeps asking me if i know where we are my reply was yes your standing there and im here .And being a female was not satisfied with that so i just walk faster and she gets quieter . 4 Km from camp and Josie wants a bitumen road going downhill and shaded we turn a corner and she gets her wish i do my best for this girl .Again you can not please a female her next wish is to be back at camp . Josie asks what time we will get there i say 5 pm . Now she says she s dying and lays down beside the road .After 10 minutes Josie s up and we walk about 100 metres and she lays down again beside a creek and asks me how long to camp i have to ask at your pace or mine .Back at camp and i cook dinner and get the washing off the line because the princess is tired .Its great Because josie doesnt say much .2 may up early 5 am to climb the pyramid and true to female form we dont leave camp untill 8 15 .While Josie was getting ready more undies and bras were hanging from car doors this girl lacks class and standards .Seriuosly Josie needs some fashion tips [a whole new wardrobe ] her fashion sense is based on a guess that everyone in the whole world is BLIND . I want to camp in extremly remote areas untill i can solve this problem .
`Stop whinging darren, i wonder what the state of your undies look like? if indeed you have some, but i can`t see ya being a commando kind a fella....nope cant see that.... I reckon your a throw away fella, got some stains turn em inside out, then throw em after that, saves washing.... Just join in with josie and hang yours over the car doors as well, at least the thieves would stay at bay, probably thinking what f#@kn pigs.....jen
ReplyDeleteSo let's get this straight. 2 days on the road and you are in TOOWOOMBA!!!!!
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